The Dissatisfied Woman was asked by a television company to compile a list of the compensation she has received from her complaint letters. Here it is…
£30 Virgin Trains vouchers and signed paperback copy of Sir Richard Branson’s autobiography
A3 Jiffy bag full of various Pilot pens – ballpens, fine-liners, fluorescent markers, silver decorative pens
Postal order to cover cost of Aquafresh dental tape
One free night’s stay in one of the Corus Hotel’s executive rooms with breakfast
£50 John Lewis gift vouchers
Personal shopper experience and £100 to spend on clothes at Debenhams
One free Bikram yoga session
£300 Selfridges vouchers
£0.20 token to spend against any purchase of Mars confectionary
£25 credit on my mother’s BT account
One pack of Cobra Beer 5% premium lager
Six complimentary return British Airways Club Europe tickets
A cheque for £350 to cover cost of Sony repair bill
A full repair to Apple MacBook
Case of 6 x 125g Food Thoughts cocoa
£21.72 refund to cover costs for faulty Just Sheepskin booties and postage
Replacement runners for IKEA chest of drawers
£11 refund for Clinique superfine liner for brows
£50 Gap gift certificate
Replacement Culinare Magi-Can can opener
Six boxes Dorset Cereals Simply Delicious Muesli
A selection of Deva glue dots, glue tags, gift bags, wrapping paper
Bonhams refund of full hammer price of £150 including all illustration fees, commission and loss warranty costs
4 x £1 Weetabix vouchers
STV Fly papers and a packet of window fly traps
£5 voucher for Alldays, Always and Tampax
2 x boxes Jelly Belly 10 individual flavours, 2 x boxes Jelly Belly Fruit Bowl, 2 x packets Jelly Belly Fruit Bowl, 2 x Jelly Belly fridge magnets
Replacement Le Creuset butter dish
£10 postal orders
Replacement candle from Archipelago Botanicals, plus an additional candle from the company
£35 Tesco Moneycard
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